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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Something for Sven and Gerard

Maybe Sven and Gerard need a lane change assistant to keep track of where they are. What in the world's name is so important to write down when the one you are coaching is doing his ultimate 10 km? And then when you did not look at him for over a whole turn (at least 110 m) shouting him to another lane, why the fuck interfere? 4 years of training in the hole, taking over the title "Worst exchange ever" from Dick A, from success coach to the most stupid speed-skating coach ever in 110 m. But lets not forget Sven himself, ultimately he is responsible, he is on the ice skating effortlessly, painlessly (his words) towards the Olympic gold medal and being a highly paid professional he should not have listened to his coach, who by the way never guided him in lane-changing. Maybe they should buy a Garmin, Magellan or Navignon GPS navigation device with lane change assistant. 200 dollars will do the trick.

2 comments:

Marco Schriek said...

And then to make topsports in Holland even look more stupid and amateurish bobsledder Edwin van Calker is shitting his pants on the Olympic bobsleigh track and is quitting. Holland indeed made an impact this Olympic games. By not delivering.

Marco Schriek said...

Or will Kemkers be the next South Korean speed skating coach? One wonders. Far fetched, but still.....