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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

So, what's happening?

Two days into the new week after black Friday (also the Friday after the US Thanksgiving), but for me the most shocking day of my working career, things have changed. To relax myself this weekend I had a lot of beers, not my style but I had to. And yes it helped and got back a some perspective.
It's also weird you may leave the job some two hours after being laid off, a severance package and the next business-day almost your complete existence with the company is gone. It is like you see in those American series, a couple of card-board boxes loaded with your personal stuff and poeff... gone. 
On the bright side; I will never ever pick up smoking again, it solves nothing and you smell like a bloody ash-tray and your throat hurts. Drinking is no solution too, frigging misty. "One man's death is the other one's bread". It's true. The last two days I'm swamped. A whole bunch of jobs to take over, even 3 new jobs. Small ones but jobs nevertheless. All in all I'm not that unhappy currently.
This morning Husky Oil announced they have released a oil-sands mega project, some 2 billion. Waiward is bidding that one too, and if awarded hopefully we will get busy again. Read here if you are interested.

Friday, November 26, 2010

WTF.....

Regarding the events of today I even lit up a cigarette. As you can imagine it helps fuckall, so it will not happen again. So why? Actually I have no clue. It was the first thing that came to mind, to calm down. Cause my knees were shaking after the lay-off-explanation-meeting. However the picture is not that bleak. We have just gone down to the absolute minimum to serve our biggist client, Waiward Steel Fabricators, but at what expense. They are the one that kept us afloat the last 1.5-2 years, lets not forget that. Without them the doors of M&D Drafting would have been closed long time ago. I surely hope 2011 will turn around the economy. Don't get me wrong we are still in survival mode, trying to be positive. Up until a couple of days ago I had a real solid belief it would turn for the better. Now I am not so sure anymore. The "What if..." does not take over yet, but it's close.

Going to work.......

"Bey dear, see you tonight" as it usually goes when you leave to go to work in the morning. You drive your car, or bicycle, to the job, where ever that may be, say "morning" to everybody on your way in. Log in, go thru your email or whatever you have to to. Have your first coffee. Do your job, until you get called it to the boss' office. "I'm sorry to say that today is your last day here, due to shortage of work, we will pay you until the end of today". Fortunately that did NOT happen to me. But 6 of my co-workers had it happen to them today. It has been a slaughterhouse the last to weeks. 64 people gone. 2 offices closed permanently (Parkville and Surrey).
Only 2.5 years ago, May 2008, I asked on the workload (when applying); no need to worry "we have 8 years if work (80000 tons of steel) in our portfolio". How things  change, right. End of 2008 the axe came down. General comment on this was, and still is, "this is Alberta, bust or boom. It will blow over soon". Sure, but when is soon?  Currently there are about 9000 houses for sale in and around Edmonton. Still they keep building like crazy. Are they that confident it will boom again, word is it will be worse than ever before. It's hard to believe, as a simple down to earth Dutch guy. Being laid off is really that easy over here, no permits. No nothing. Somebody will take over your duties. Bey bey.... Thruthfully, it's an emotional roller coaster. Not much fun currently. I am in survival-mode, take it one week at the time. After the events of this morning I decided to ask upfront about me, the reply "Don't worry Marco, your versatile. You have qualities we can use. You said, one year ago, you're are willing to go back on the tools (read Xsteel)". Did that simple remark, a year ago(!!!), saved my butt today? Looks like it.
"Hello dear" I said this evening when returning home, still on the job. But it's difficult to see the smile in life.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Freezing Flying Ducks

Today I heard a peculiar story one of my co-workers was telling. A friend of him was driving in the Fort MacMurray area, in winter at night, when suddenly his truck was hit by something falling. Twice. So he pulled over to investigate and to his surprise the found two duck lying on the street. Their wings were frozen solid, like an airplane on high altitude. After a while he noticed the wings were thawing and the ducks taking off again. I imagine this could happen when flying high, in winter, in a damp (sub) arctic area. Whether the wings can thaw and being used again I have no clue, maybe only if the freezing is superficial.  Anyways, plausible?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Bison and a Barred Owl

Today we went for a early visit to a couple of friends whow live close to Elk Island National Park. They invited us for a coffee, including Joost who also had his Permanent Resident card issued as of November 11th. Finally after 3 years and 10 months the PR is completed. Anyways we decided to have breakfast at Tempo on the Yellowhead highway (Edmonton to Saskatoon); it took some effort to break them free from the laptops, as you can see. Steak and Eggs, French Toast, Fried Breakfast and a Denver Omelet were ordered and mastered. Meanwhile Vos was waiting in the F150 who later was joined by a new 2011 F350 Lariat. Next on the agenda was a visit to Elk Island National park for a little hike to get rid of the excess calories. Out in the open there was a nasty cold wind so we went into the treed areas; much better. Vos got very exited as he ran loose, we had to leash him as he was barely listening anymore. Too many smells. On the way out we did the bison loop, and as you can see with success. A couple of dozen bison were present and willing to have their picture taken. Quite impressive and beautiful those bison. Joost was driving when all of a sudden Johan got very exited and had the car stopped; he spotted a barred owl, another species on his list. Onward to the coffee and a lazy warm Sunday afternoon.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Approved, again

Today I was up for my annual medical check at Dominion Health Care in Edmonton. Dr. Amarjit Singh Narula is the family-physician, neatly bearded including a beardnet (or whatever it is called) which goes off when on the job, I guess.
'Good morning, how are you today?'..'Please sit on the table'..'Say aaah'; "AAAAAH", 'Look left'..'Look right' for checking the ears; 'Left arm'..'Right arm' for blood pressure, which is just a tiny little bit over the limit; 'Lie down'..at least his hands are warm while checking the nuts. 'OK, sock off'..checking my ankles for plaque-buildup; Tjak.....there it is: THE GLOVE. I had seen a box full at the table including a large tube of some kind of lubricant. Oh Oh. 'You're over 50 so on your side'..Not very pleasant when a guy is doing that to you, butt the prostate is very much okay. No laboratory tests today, the lastest showed excellent results. Medication is being adjusted slightly, back in 6 weeks to check. In the meantime Narula is updating his file, while I'm sitting almost butt-naked waiting for the next exam. 'You may dress up now' he says as I'm studying the walls, ceiling and medical equipment, again. Or is it because I start to look at his every move? Finally, I was starting to feel un-easy.
Also the "please" is gone, used here in front or at the end of (almost) any request. He is friendly but without the please, and that annoys me. Almost 50% of the consultation/examination is consumed with reading and updating my digital medical file. He sure has learned how to type, one hand operates the left-shift-key while the other is used for the remaining key-strokes. Efficient. Where did I see that before? It gets the job done though, and as health care is free of charge I don't mind.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

I hate commercials....

 So what's the deal here, is he gone bonkers? 3 (!!) ads on my blog? I'm just wondering how much, if any, $$ you can generate with Google taking care of this via AdSense. So maybe it's temporary; then again maybe not.

Woodstove is working fine....

Today, Saturday november 6th, I fired up our new woodstiove at 7:15AM this morning. Soon the temperature rose to 22 degrees. In the afternoon we let the fire die to install a fan at the backside of the stove, and as the sun was shining brightly thru our front windows the temperature stayed up. After installing the fan and firing up the stove again the inhouse temperature reached a stagering 25 degrees Celcius, the stove is not even fully loaded. So I think we are good this coming winter, although it's not really cold outside tonight; only +2. Our, for over one year, seasoned poplar firewood ignites within 15-25 seconds or so where 90 seconds is the "norm". The moisture percentage is about 17%, 20% or lower is recommended. Wood dries fast here in Alberta.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Finally Free Warmth...

Almost free. At last the woodstove is burning. It is a Drolet Adirondack and a solid investment. I never got the checkered plate delivered, and being fed up with the situation I ordered a sandstone hearth pad at Future Fireplaces. 48" by 54" by 1 1/4" thick. Very heavy but it does the trick. After starting the fire the inhouse temperature went immediately to 22-23 degrees. Hopefully the gas-bill drops below $50 a month or even less. Keep you updated on the decline, if any. Some 8 cord to go. Bring on the minus 50!!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Please No More!


Just let me be Vosje, no dress puppet or puppy. I already served as a X-mas card last year, in case you forgot. That's more than enough. Click here to for a full photo shoot to see what they did to me. Fortunately the huspup stands out for me, altough he did take the pictures. I say, life of a blog-dog is not an easy one.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Stumps

On request here are some pictures of trees we have dropped the last couple of weeks; it is not really the clearcuts but there are some areas that are more open now. Basically we only removed dead trees and a occasional live because I did not pay attention. Johan taught me a lot about treefelling, he is quite the expert, espcially on the direction of the drop. Not much big fellable trees are left, if any. As you can see autumn has taken over, last weeks snow already disappeared. It is a nice 12 degrees today. If you ever have to remove a tree stump you can use Stump Not or you can do it the redneck way. When you stack your firewood be sure "the space between each log is large enough for a mouse to run through, but tight enough to prevent a cat from chasing it". Look here for the complete guide on 'How To Stack Firewood'.

Oilsands and asphalt.

The Oilsands not only propel your motorized vehicle, they also provide the bitumen to produce asphalt to drive your motorized vehicle on. Bitumen is the carefully refined residue from the distillation process of selected crude oils, Wikipedia says.
Why it is called the tarsands by some is unclear to me, as tar is produced by the destructive distillation of coal. Nothing to do with crude oil. So the Oilsands are not only providing gas, it provides the glue for roads also and generates a lot of jobs, hence a positive impact on the economy. I agree the Oilsands companies should also minimize their impact on the environment. As for killing birds this is a nice article to read. If you don't like it you can read another one here. The first article states wind energy companies are (I feel wrongfully) not procecuted on bird deaths. On the other hand when 300 ducks fly, land and die in a Syncrude waste water pond the company gets sued and fined a couple of million. Wind energy is so called clean. How much energy is needed to produce those windmills? Mining the ore, transporting it, producing and deforming the steel, welding it, transport to site and erecting it. Is it really neutral? What about the landscape? Horrible I say. May its better to work with instead of against the Oilsands companies. Who knows are the results, a positive impact on the environment, far beyond expectations. If you are dead-against the Oilsands anyways, take a look here.

Sharing your life on a blog.

It is fun to do, most of the time. Biggest "problem" I have is the fact you almost never get a response. This despite deliberate blunt and stupid remarks, or posts, on my part. Only 1 or 2 people respond regularly, and I do appreciate that. Maybe even because of that, who knows. But generally people do not take the time to write something down I guess. This is based on the emails I get where the last line often is something like: "I will mail you back later as I have to ..........." (do some work related task) or "I'm so busy now I will respond more extensively later". And no this is never followed up with said email, and that's a pity. So sometimes there a gaps in the blogflow (word reminds me of something :-) ) or numerous posts in a short period of time. Are people really interested in the endeavours of a 52 year old, new Canadian landed immigrant? Currently I don't care but sometimes I just wonder if I want to continue. There should be people out there who are thinking on a move like we did, even if you are "old" like us. It makes your life really interesting and it is by no means only joy and happiness; as you have to take big and difficult life changing decissions. Family-friends-son-daughter. But it is rewarding, that much I do know. And maybe a blog like mine can offer some help. Working in Canada and the way M&D looks at the drafting world made me realise there is a vast global business and drafting world where you can be a part of. And there is very much to do out there, you only have to find it. In that respect it is a pity we made this move so late in life. On the other hand you could argue we were not ready yet. But the second half will be worth the walk, for sure.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Long Term Precipitation Forecasting

"To determine the rainfall for the coming year do the following: between 11:00pm and midnight on Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve (the Authorities are divided over the proper time) take a dozen onions, cut off their tops and scoop out a depression in their centers, and line them up in an east-west orientation. Then place an equal amount of salt in each depression. Don't look at them until the next morning when you'll find that the salt has dissolved to varying degrees in each onion. The more water in each onion the wetter the corresponding month will be in the coming year.
The preceding methods are guaranteed (hallowed by tradition) to give accurate, timely, and precise weather information for nearly all weather needs. Oddly enough, the majority of weather superstitions cited here do have a scientific basis in fact and generally work fairly well. Had they not worked, of course, they wouldn't have been repeated and remembered."
For more extensive and other tests please take a look here. I've put the testing date in my Outlook calendar for X-mas eve. I will let know the results and I have to test it in our garage for the obvious reason. Should be fun to do the test in Holland too and keep track of the results.

Done Felling-Logging-Splitting

At last we are done cutting down trees, stumping and splitting them up and making nice stacks of firewood. All in all we have been real busy the last 7-8 weeks, as seen in previous posts. Today I finished the last stack of logs, not high quality wood, we cleaned out our little forrest, but it will generate heat and warmth in winters to come. To cut up the log in the photo you will need this chainsaw. Would be a nice Sunday afternoon job, to be rewarded with a Moose Head beer. We now have 7.3 cord of split and stacked firewood. This equals to about 26 cubic meter, it would cover the backyard of our old home at the Duikerlaan 90 cm high.
You must be thinking they have their new woodstove up and running. Wrong. For the last 4 weeks I'm trying to get a hearth pad, a aluminum checkered plate 55" by 55" by 1/4" thick. Should be easy as I work for a big steel fabricator. Wrong again. For some reason it seems impossible to get that plate. Fed up with the situation I asked someone else to get me a simple 55" by 55" by 3/16" ordinary steel plate. Yes you quessed correct, no results. So what to do? Buy one for 500 bucks? Maybe I will end up doing that. But for the now I'm patient. Really? No but I need to, do not want to spent 500 bucks on something that is almost for free. And we need it for the insurance (photo proof is required) and the county inspector to approve the building permit. It's not one of my best virtues, patience, but I'm integrating nicely here in Canada. You need to be patient here otherwise life is difficult.

M&D Halloween 2010

My third Halloween at M&D's. Still I did not dress-up. Basically because I just forgot about it. I know it's a lame excuse, but true nevertheless. Just about 40-50% did dress-up, Andy (also a no) and I were discussing to propose making it mandatory next year, company wide, without the possiblity to take the day off or loose pay. Won't work probably. 
Funny to see is that almost everybody plays the role of their character. Take a look at Steve Irwin, including stingray, and the surprised look on his face mimicing the real Steve. Really funny. The most funny one is "Mini Terry" getting even with the boss (the pirate left of him) for all the verbal abuse he gets when they do the invoicing; "Get the f*** out off my office before I fire you" is one of them.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Facebook Scam

The below listed message was received by Joka thru Facebook. When you see US$8.5M you tend to get greedy, right. But Google 'Clinton Tetevi' and a lot of results pop up. 'Mr. D.' always is the same, lastname and greeting varies. And when you see Togo or any other African nation, listed in email message, it almost 100% certain it's a scam. And yes this is one too. So I told him/her/it "To f*** *** and go bug his/hers/its own kind". Pretty solid English too this Clinton writes, instead of referring to 'the' accident he/she/it refers to 'an' accident; also how does a deceased customer loses his life? But then again I did not study English literature in Cambridge or Oxford. Also this character thinks highly of him/her/itself with respect to the "Ësq" title, look here.
"Subject: LETTER FROM TETEVI & ASSOCIATES TO:Joka Oldenburger
Dear Joka Oldenburger,
I am Barr.Clinton Tetevi a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to Mr. D.Oldenburger, a contractor and businessman.
On the 1st October 2005, our deceased customer,his wife and their only daugther were involved in an automobile accident and It was unfortunate that our deceased customer and his family all lost their lives in an accident.
Do kindly contact me directly on my private email adddress below thus:(clinton.tetevi@hotmail.com) for more details inrespect for the claim of his Estate/Fund valued(usd$8.5Million)left behind before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Firm.

Best Regards

Clinton Tetevi (Esq)
Principal Attorney,
Lome Togo."

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Thoughts on a F350

I was at Freedom Ford last Monday when Clarence and I started discussing the 2011 F350, which sells like warm Swiss rolls. I refer to this pick-up as a true work of art. This statement started Clarence. In his book and being 35 years in the automotive business he sees every car just a a piece of metal. But the 2011 Ford pick-up models really wow him, he almost gets lyrical. Chevy tried to match and outperform the F350, wrong move; Ford sent out an invitation to all F350 owners saying at the next service they would run a code to improve power with 20 break HP, for free. Indeed more than the Chevy (Clarence claims), and lets be honest you really need the extra HP on top of the 400HP. Unfortunately there is a downside to the 2011 F350 Powerstroke V8 Diesel; service and maintenance doubles the F150 cost, at least. And with service every 8000 km that tends to be quite expensive, right. So the plans for a new F350 go into the cold Canadian winter, for the now. And 80 grand for a toy is a bit too much. So I will probably bump up my F150. I wonder why in Europe engines are downsized (1.8 ltr to 1.6 ltr) while maintaining and even improving power; here is North America engine sizes are bumped up and fuel economy improves. Ford now has 6.2 ltr a a standard. Also I wonder why Audi produces V8 and V10 R8 race monsters, nobody has a private circuit in their backyard. In my book comparable developments just to be the biggest, fastest. But I like it, a lot. Imagine owning a Audi R8 V10 and a Ford F350 V8 Diesel. Wow. It only set you back some $240.000 US.

Winter forecast.

El Nino and La Nina. Both seem to have an effect on the climate and the coming Canadian winter. I was reading an article when my eye fell on this one. The article says we had a short and warm winter last year. True or false, one day Edmonton was the second coldest town on the planet with -43 degrees Celsius. By no means warm in my book, see also this post from last year. So the forecast is a colder and snowier winter. Something Johan's cab driver tells him too; 6 foot of snow and long frequent cold snaps of minus 35 and below. We will wait and see if winters like in the sixties will return. Kinda cool if they do, right. We've got 8 cord of firewood ready. Bring it on.

Like a ton of bricks.

From www.nu.nl: ''Willen de slachtoffers echt dat een priester van 85 jaar oud aan de schandaal wordt genageld?'' (This is asked by the same idiot (moron, sob, bastard) who claims aids is some kind of justification. Look here.)
Sure they would, relentlessly, and rightfully so. Don't let them have their peace. They didn't care about the age of their victims. They ruined the live(s) of the innocent, so hit them full force, like a ton of bricks and throw them in a dungeon for all I care. Read full article here. Still people go to church; do they think and act alike? Interesting question: where does the phrase "Like a ton of bricks" originate? Sure hope it's not related to "stoning of" practiced in certain Middle East countries.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Porcupine on deck

Yesterday evening when Joka got ready for bed she noticed a half birdhouse only. What the heck? On a closer look she discovered a porcupine was all over this birdhouse, probably looking for food. It was the second time that evening it visited us. Earlier Johan and Emma also had seen him (or her?). Not a very bright picture, a nice impression though. I had to ran outside, in my underware, to take this snapshot. Next time I will try to take a better one. Don't let your dog play with one, he/she will regret it. Look here. This is a nice site to learn about a porcupine.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Log Home

I'm jealous. Of birds and their Rollyview build log-home. Maybe one day we will build one of our own, that'll be the day, a log-home that is. It would be nice on a quarter (160 acres=64 hectares) close to the Rockies on a mountain-side. We found this birdhouse at Peavey's in Leduc. Or we build it here in Rollyview on our property, better is to sell this and start anew from scratch. This is a nice site to take a look at some log-homes. Dream away.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Our Log Splitting Operation

The new woodstove needs some firewood to burn. And we come prepared as you can see on the photo. But wait there is more. Actually it is fun to do; from standing tree to 10 foot logs, into footlong stubs, to splitting it. All wood shown on the photos is free of charge, most of it is from our acreage. All in all we have about 3 cord of wood (it fills our previous back-garden in Maarn), 1 cord is already seasoned from last year. So we are winter ready you might say. I am planning to keep the stove running 24/7, don't know if that works out to be feasable. Time will tell.
To speed up the log cutting operation I have decided to buy a new chainsaw. Please take a look here for info on this beast of a saw. Only in the US, no saw pants or safety goggles, just jeans and a t-shirt, probably sawpants are useless here as you will be cut in half in a blink of the eye. But this chainsaw would suit me, V8 cutting power.
This is even a better cutting/splitting/sorting device. My 3-ton electric log-splitter from the Co-op Wetaskiwin suits us very well at a fraction of the cost from aforementioned professional device.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Getting the Dutch Treat

A couple of weeks ago we got invited for a dinner party, at least that is what we thought. The person in question wanted to celebrate with a dinner on Friday and a party on Saturday. We asked if that was a good idea as it can be expensive, a dinner party for 10. Not a problem was the response. Okay. A day or two before the dinner party I asked again if the person was certain to proceed along this path as it can be an expensive exercise. Again, sure we like to have supper with friends. Okay. So we went and had a nice steak and a beer. So far so good. Then the bill arrives. "We are not going to pay that, please split the bill". Christ almighty, we had asked twice. "No problem" and now all of a sudden the bill has to be split. Don't get me wrong; I do not mind paying but after asking twice, anticipating the $$, even I get pissed off. If you invite someone you pay the bill. Period, nothing old-fashioned about that. Do not put me in an embarrassing situation where money is counted as a couple 16 year olds to pay the bill. On top of that everybody is flashing their bank and credit-cards and making a lot of noise on how fancy they are. Goddamn it, use it and take care of your problem after you leave the restaurant. Via-via I heard: "We only asked to join us for a dinner party". Yeah, sure. Joining and inviting is the same in my book. If you want me to pay for my own food, fine. Just say so UPFRONT.

A new woodstove

Also we had a new woodstove installed today, as we want to go green ( ;-) ) and it is easier on the wallet. We have so much firewood standing on our property, it would be stupid not to use that for almost free heat. Another reason for this stove is the fact power outages often occur in rural Rollyview. It is almost a necessity to be independent; you do not want to be out of power at minus 40, right. Secondly the gas bill will drop significantly, so much the stove will pay for itself in about two years. The last couple of weeks we have downed 4 large pine/fir trees and numerous (30-40) poplar trees, providing a nice stack of firewood. Estimated we now have 3 cord (1 cord=4'x4'x8'=3.62 m3) in stock; enough for 2 winters (?). We'll find out.
Unfortunately we could not use our Rais Fokus stove; it is not CSA approved, so getting the building permit (yes you need one for a stove) and the insurance would be a problem.
At first we had set our eyes on a HearthStone stove, model Heritage, beautiful but quite expensive. The one we bought, Drolet Adirondack, at the Co-op Leduc is kind of temporary. Maybe until ATNP.PK soares.

2.7 Million Shares

Today I bought 2.700.000 shares for only $540, ATNP.PK. Imagine this stock soars! But with my luck it will probably disappear altogether. On the other hand if it rock&rolls to lets say $0.50 I'm home free. Share wise I am a millionaire, cool eh! There are 1.82 billion shares issued and today 1.1 billion shares got traded, reason being a SEC's complaint. So I took a gamble and bought it at $0.0002, only time will tell if it pays off. If not then I'm fooked, as they say in Alberta. If it rocks I make a nice buck or two and make a dash to the F350 Powerstroke V8 store.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Back on-line again

At last we are back on-line again. 2 weeks ago a severe thunderstorm passed over Rollyview. We were watching Vos, from the garage, as he dared (needed?) to go outside to pee. All of a sudden a flash of lightning crossed our house horizontally, with a very very loud crack. It was so close by we could smell it, like a gun being fired. Vos was scared s....less, his hair standing out like being hit by 220 (110 over here). He was shaking violently but was able to find the house, he ran inside into the basement; not to be seen for an hour or so.Vos is not so lucky, yesterday he experienced a very loud thunder again while outside; again the basement came to his rescue.
There was no direct hit but probably a couple of sparks (from 50000 volt a spark easily is 500 volt) hit our Internet and TV satellite dish causing the power to fail. I tried to repair it myself, stupid because it turned out to be under warranty. So here we are again; phone still not working.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

@ the lawnmower hospital

In case you are wondering, and Dany does, why my grass has not been mowed. Two reasons; first one is the right rear tire is having a puncture, again #3, and the second one is because of the weather. It has rained so much the past 5-6 days the lawn is to soggy to mow, if I tried it it would be ruined. So next time, when dry enough, you could say it will be hayed. To fix the tire is has to go to the Lawnmower Hospital in Edmonton to put in a tube. Somewhere on our property there is a lot of old wire-nail-junk located, I am not sure where as a visual comes up with nothing.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

@ special request

I was asked to take some pictures of a green Rollyview instead of the 6 months white version. Taken late in the evening but still a good impression. Take a look at my two-tone F150 to have a indication how much it rained the last week, in total some 90-100 mm rain fell from the sky, in 5 days. Here is the webalbum for your viewing pleasure or click on the picture. Taking the pictures was a funny experience; Vos was running around on our 20000 m2 when he went in our nature reserve (11000 m2 we just let grow) into the high grass, meanwhile I went back into the house to get a coffee. All of a sudden he came galloping back like crazy to find out I had disappeared, he started to get real nervous and me being a sissy I whistled and he litteraly came crashing towards me. One big jump onto the deck (4 risers) and was very happy to see me. "Thanks boss, all them coyottes" I heard him thinking.

Indonesian food

That is a problem over here. The one and only time you can buy it in Edmonton is at the Heritage festival once a year for 2/3 days. Other than that you have to go to Calgary or Vancouver. I do like to drive my F150 but for an Indonesian meal a 6 hour drive to Calgary is, even for me, too much to ask. Solution? Go cook it yourself. And I did, also thanks to the Beb Vuyk Indonesian cookbook my mother gave me early eighties. Slowly it comes back and tonight I noticed I have not lost touch. A excellent Sambal Goreng Boontjes combined with a spicy chicken roast made a perfect meal. And it is not much work, a nomal meal. I will never ever prepare a meal for over 6 people anymore. That, a meal for about 16 co-workers-spouces-partners, leaves you in the kitchen for about 3 weeks (after hours, right) and at prime time you are not hungry and too tired to eat; but I think they liked it and all in all it was a pleasant evening. Anyways I picked it up again; I like the taste of it too much to let go. And it is way cheaper than eating out, still Dutch eh!

Holland on Fire?

What is happening in Holland? When I read nu.nl the last weeks there are quite many reports on fires. Because of the bad economy or the dry (hot?) weather?
Large fires in Soest, Deventer, Oosterwijk, een woonboot, Voorschoten to name a view. Also a lot of violence realted gunshot-kniving casualties e.g. shooting Arnhem, kniving Leiden, stabbing Rotterdam, Gouda. Is Holland going to the boiling point or are these just observations from someone not living there. This one tops it all, and worries me deeply. Everybody is talking respect, where the fuck is it? Gone out of the window, only a word on Hyves?
[Update] Then I read this article. Top 5 spots are taken by countries with the highest tax-rates. So paying tax makes you happier. I wonder about one explanation, "people are thriving because their basic needs are taken care off". Could be much truth in that.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Piss pots

Also known as urinal. Another advantage, for me anyways, of living in Alberta is the fact these devices are mounted at a normal persons height. Instead of somewhere close to the ceiling as in Holland. Maybe the average height is lower over here, still there are many people that aren't that high. So I can take a piss without worrying of touching the piss-pot, and have idea's flowing. And that's better than tip-toeing in front of this urinal, not taking into account the pints of beer you have downed and have to get rid off. Then the problem only worsens; even here in Alberta.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

myTruck, myChainsaw and mySelf


Naming convention as Java variables not classes, so you know. A week or 2 ago we had a very severe thunderstorm, they are quite common here in Alberta, but this one was particularly heavy with rainfall and winds that reduced your sight to 50 meters. These storms can turn into a tornado and this one touched down North West of Edmonton. Our friends acreage of Anke and Ralf, east of Elk Island Park was hit hard and a tree just snapped of, fortunately no damage done. But it had to be cleared, and here comes that very Canadian experience I had; A chainsaw (Stihl MS270) in my pickup truck (Ford F150) accompanied by me (52 year old wannabe Canadian) on my way to Anke and Ralf to cut up a downed tree. A couple of hours later the tree was gone and we could start the fire burning the sucker, which is maybe the most fun part. Building fires is real fun to do, not those small ones we did in out 6x6 m2 backyard, just big ones with flames like 3 m high; one of the virtues of living in the country. Building fires and having a beer with family and/or friends. When a tree is just there where it should be, it looks not like much but on the ground it is an awful lot of branches and trunk you have to cut up; and you have to be careful cause the tree and branches are under compression; cut on the wrong side and your saw gets stuck, lets just say I am on a learning curve. Fun it is.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Dutch tactics, Spanish diving hurting soccer’s growth in North America

Article from The Ottawa Citizen, which I 100% agree to:
"Why, oh why did the dirty Dutch trade beauty for the beast in Sunday’s World Cup final?
When time has passed and our memories of all that was so thrilling about the first finals on African soil, the only thing that will remain in focus will be how the Netherlands tried to kick Spain off the park.
It was a display of outright thuggery in front of 84,000 people in Soccer City Stadium — and it must have left most of North America wondering what, in God’s name, makes this the planet’s most popular sport.
Even Don Cherry would have been wincing at the kung fu antics of a country that, until now, has carried a justified reputation for soccer played in its purest sense.
It goes back to the days when Johan Cruyff was the Dutch hero, the man at the heart of what the world called Total Football. It was a slick passing, fast-paced game full of movement and skill. The world rightly declared it beautiful to behold.
On Sunday night that all changed.
It wasn’t the Dutch who tried to play that way, it was the Spanish.
Maybe we should not be so surprised. Before the game the Netherlands’ most exciting player Arjen Robben was eager to tell us: “We have heard enough talk about how our football is very nice, but it gets you nowhere, we want to achieve something.
“No one in our team is too special to get their hands dirty. I’d prefer to win a very ugly game than lose a beautiful one.”
Well, the Dutch achieved one half of that objective. They got their hands dirty and the game was so disappointingly ugly.
And playing ugly didn’t do them any good because they lost.
The other hint of what was to come, apparently, came from Dirk Kuyt who said his team was going to attack. We must have all hoped he meant attack in the soccer sense, not attack as in flying boots and bodies.
Referee Howard Webb was forced to hand out a record 13 yellow cards and one red card — eight yellows and a red for the Dutch — and there could have been far more.
In the soccer-style sense, the Spanish tried to play their rat-tat-tat passing game, which was admirable. Unfortunately, they also continued their most annoying trait, diving all over the pitch with varying degrees of skill.
On top of all this, players on both sides produced Oscar-winning performances with theatrical protests whenever a call did not go their way, arms spread wide as they sat on the ground or rolled around in agony before leaping to their feet to chase the next pass.
Quick recovery time, don’t you think?
Even worse, from my perspective, was the distinct lack of respect they showed to referee Webb. I lost count of the number of players who screamed in his face. That’s the sort of disrespect that deserves a card. Trouble was, had Webb called everything, there might not have been enough players left on the field to make a contest.
Let’s stop blaming the ref, as the Dutch have been doing, and set aside a minute to congratulate the Spanish, deserved winners and clearly the best team in the world.
On Sunday, 15.6 million Spaniards — that’s nearly 80 per cent of television market share — watched the game and the figure was 90 per cent in the Netherlands.
On Monday, maybe a million people turned out to greet home their heroes in Madrid after what is being judged as one of the most important victories of any sort in Spanish history.
Certainly it was a victory for Spain. But it most certainly was not a victory for the beautiful game. And that’s a crying shame.
Here we are with 700 million people looking on — including major TV crowds in Canada and the United States — and the players cannot provide us with a half-good game of soccer. One team hacks too much, the other dives too much.
I hate to think that I am in agreement with FIFA president Sepp Blatter when he says: “It was not what we expected to see as fair play on the pitch.”
This continent is still trying to warm to the game in a serious way and we get served up something like this."

Heavy rainfall expected Tuesday

Well we are going to get a rainfall like I have never ever seen before. There is 50-70 mm rain expected by Tuesday morning. Fortunately our house in on higher grounds, so we will be okay I hope. At least you can argue that he lack of rain last year changed into a surplus for this year, and that is not a bad thing for the farmers here. But what if this amount of rain translates to heavy snow coming winter. We will be seeing some pretty nice snowy landscapes. Only last Friday it was +31C when I left the office. We have a strange summer this year. Joka is off to Holland this week, on a well earned vacation, hope she has better weather and higher temperatures. The outlook weather-wise for this week as per late Tuesday is pretty good, 20-23C and mainly sunny. Maybe tomorrow morning my truck is clean with and by the expected downpour. One very peculiar thing happening here; rain or not most birds keep on whistling, very strange. Probably they are long time used to this kind of weather. The weather over here reminds me of Extremes Series by Nick Middleton. It is pretty extreme for a Dutchman like me, but I like it.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Orange support from Rollyview

Today was THE day, to get rid of 36 (1974) years of frustration. Johan and Emma were fully prepared to take off to the Boston Pizza Lounge in Leduc. They were on their own together with some 12 Spanish supporters. Again no luck, they lost 1-0 to Spain. And I must say the Spanish were the better team overall. Our so called center-piece failed at least on 2 occasions and he was over-classed in diving by the Spanish, as you all could see the referee fell for that and favored the Spanish way too much. Truthfully I have not seen him dive this game, so I will be a bit less harsh. I remember 1974 vividly, we were having vacation in Torralta Portugal when we lost and my dad was in a bad mood anyways as I had forgotten my math-books to study for a re-exam. Fortunately I did not fail. And then in 1978 when in the last minute Rob Rensenbrink hit the Argentinian post at 1 all, the Argentinians finished us off 3-1 in extra time. So 3 finals in a 36 year span; will we ever win the World-cup or will they keep losing it? Well the frustration is gone and real life kicks in; we/they are not destined to win the World-cup. Pity. And more importantly, I will loose $320 for not being first in our company-soccer-pool. That sucks. Big time.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

The second 18 km

Yes, this morning I took Joka to the Petsmart and decided on the way back it's about time to pick up cycling again after 2(!!) years. At 8:50am I pedaled on the gravel road #234 towards Rollyview. I had no idea on my bike-fitness so not too far, something around 20 km will do. The first 2 km my legs hurt real bad, not that worse state of fitness I was thinking. After this I got into the groove and had no pains at all anymore, but realized there is a long way to go. It is a pretty rolling landscape here (hence Rollyview?), it goes up and down all the time, combine this with the relatively soft gravel roads and you understand that the 18 km compares to 30 km on tarmac, not a great distance but you have to start somewhere. Maybe I can trick Joka into a bike-ride tomorrow, same route as today about an hour and thru nice surroundings. Next time I will take pictures. Only thing you have to be really careful about are the cars and trucks that pass you, although they seem to be real cautious when passing. There is indeed not much room for error. As a cyclist you are considered a vehicle here in Alberta, when you are pedaling that is.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The first 2 km

Finally put my money where my mouth is. I cycled 2 km. Yes you read that correct, 2 km. On a gravel road, and that is not the easiest way to ride a bike. Fortunately I have 42 mm Schwalbe Marathon XR tires, otherwise I would probably have multiple punctures. After 2 years at last I made a start. My fitness was pretty good, bike-wise. It's gone, toast, out of the window. Have to start all over again, I think I have found a way, at least for the late spring-summer-early fall periods. Theoretically I leave at 6:45am by bike, Joke leaves at 7:10am by car and picks me up half way. That way I can at least start with a 45 min bike-ride a couple of times a week. We start doing that next week or so and see how it goes. At least it sounds like a plan.
I have to re-fit myself, I had a bit of a sore bum (yes-yes only 2 clicks, I know), my legs started to hurt (frontal wind :-) ) and I had to watch the gravel road real careful. Only the city has bike-roads, nothing like in Holland. Unfortunately. That's one thing I really miss out here, cycling. But the plan is there and I just have to make it work. The first, all important, step has been taken the rest will follow by itself. Right?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Landed Immigrants

May 30th 2010 Today we drove to the US border in Carway, with our stamped passports, to leave Canada and re-enter it 5 minutes later, after the visa U-turn and so becoming Landed Immigrants. The US customs were very friendly in a nice new clean building. "I will not charge you the 6 dollar entry fee, as you are doing the visa U-turn" the mean looking but very friendly officer told us. We did the visa U-turn and onwards to the Canadian border and customs. What a grumpy bunch in a very old building. The female officer ripped out our work-visa, started to fill in the Confirmation for Permanent Residence (CPR) and ask me to sign mine. "That's a big one" she said. Huh? How does she know? Probably I looked sheepishly at her; "Your signature is pretty large and may not touch the green box at the bottom of the page" Ohhhhhh! OK, and yes I did touch the green box and screwed up my signature. Who cares! Joka and Emma also needed to sign their CPR and 10 minutes later we were done. Canadian Permanent Residence achieved. Unfortunately Joost could not join us, maybe he will come later. That's up to him.
It was doubtful whether we could make the trip, when we left there was 5 inches of snow and only 0 degrees and a very misty grey morning. We will try it and if need be we just turn and go home. It turned out to be a very nice day, after Red Deer the snow started to disappear and slowly the clouds broke with a comfortable sunshine. As we approached the US border, we drove thru a Blackfoot Indian Reservation. What a mess. Beautiful surroundings but deteriorating ill maintained houses and villages.
We left at 7:15AM to return at 8:15PM and drove 1100 km, it was well worth the trip. All uncertainty gone, no more black cloud for September 2011 and regained some freedom as I could go look for a job across Canada. Only time will tell where we end up.

Passports returned....

May 27th 2010 Our passports have been returned from the Canadian Embassy in Berlin, again using FedEx. Had not expected them yet, all of a sudden Paule phones me up saying our passports had arrived, COOL. So the planning comes together rather nicely. All are stamped with the visa attached to it. For the now I still control the game I am playing, being the stupid and ignorant Dutch idiot. But I am soooooo far ahead. We go to the border on Sunday the 29th of May, to make the U-turn and finalize the immigration process for the 3 of us. Unfortunately Joost cannot join us as he is in Holland waiting for his passport to be returned, which I will do tomorrow using FedEx, again. Another step in the immigration process. Two more to go; U-turn at the border and waiting for the PR cards who will legalize our stay here. After the U-turn we can call ourselves landed Immigrants. And btw the "Decision Made"-post is part of my little game, a sort of smokescreen if you will; because the Migrationbureau knows my Blogger address. They still can forward the April 8th letter, but will they........

Passports in Berlin

May 17th 2010 Our passports have been delivered at the Canadian Embassy in Berlin, Fedex did a good job despite the Icelandic ash-cloud and the apparent overreaction by some aviation authorities. Still we are way ahead in this game, if it turns out to be a game, that is. I still know they don't know I know, and I like that. But they could check and been told the appointment of representative has been canceled as of the beginning of May, but does the embassy relay this information.
The embassy claims to need 10 working-days for processing, does this include the day of delivery? We will find out in due time. Going to the border on the 29th is still feasible (feasable is also correct according to Google Translate).
Waiting and having patience is not one of my best virtues but NOW WE WAIT, no other options, eh. 10,9........

Language used

May 15th 2010 I do apologize for the language I've used in the last two posts and the ones that will be related to the MB in the near future. But I have to show the anger and frustration I currently have to deal with, still I feel it is not that bad. I am fully aware of the language I use and it needs to be this way. So please don't be offended and you can always choose not to read. All posts related to this subject will be dated and will be published with 15 minutes intervals on June 9th of 2010. 
Currently our passports are at the Fedex location in Frankfurt, Germany, awaiting transportation to Berlin for arrival on the 17th. Then the countdown starts. Usually it takes 10 days to process, I'm hoping it will take less in our case due to our problems. I'm planning to do the U-turn at the US-border in Carway on highway 2 at the 29th of May. Tight but feasible if things go our way, if so it is done and dusted before June 8th. Now that would be great, right!

Game on

May 14th 2010 What do do about the MB? I had the urge to send them an email and give them a piece of my mind, it would have been a very rude and very gory email. I decided not to, partly because there is still time and, more importantly, I need to know what their game-plan is. Are the really going to withhold this letter from us? Or are they sending it to us in the latest possible timewindow? Claiming it was lost and it surfaced just in time. Are they that unprofessional? We are talking here THE LETTER, one piece of paper that defines our future. Not sending this letter would have caused a lot of damage; relocating-selling our place-loss of income to name a few. Is that really the MB game-plan? We will know in a couple of weeks.
So the wait is on and for me it's game on. I know they don't know I know, but it is difficult because I am so pissed off. But I learned over the years that even I can be patient if need be. I killed several evenings preparing complaints. One with the CSIC, Canadian Society of Immigration Consultants, of which MB employees are a member; a second one with the British Columbia Law Society where the bitch who officially represents us on our application is a member of; a third one will go to the head of the Berlin Immigration Section explaining the (un) professional level of the MB; maybe he can pull some strings.
Somehow I will go for a refund. Any which way you look at it: it is a breach of contract. It is clearly stated in the "CSIC-Rules of Professional Conduct": "4.2 When advising a Client, an Immigration Consultant must exercise due care and must never knowingly assist in or encourage any dishonesty, provision of misleading information, omission of any required relevant information, fraud, crime or illegal conduct, or instruct the Client on how to violate the law and avoid punishment."
I am really anxious to know how this will end. I'm hoping the result will be a cancellation of permits, a reprimand by the law society, a refund and maybe even some publicity.
All the dated posts will be published on June 8th, the day our initial 60 days are used up. In the meantime we received a letter from the embassy with a new date, it arrived with Canada Post after only 5 days, hence the heat for sending the passports is off and on April 12th the MB must have known, as the UK is closer to Germany as is Canada.To see the MB's attention to detail click on the picture and read the red highlighted text: it is about the Canadian Society of Immigration Consultants in short CSIC, look at the second line. Correct, it's abbreviated as CCIC. Oops, very professional on a public website indeed.
In the mean time I just play stupid and sit it out. Like I said before, I'm having fun out here. To be continued.......

Going to war

May 13th 2010 What's this all about, you probably ask yourself. It is about The Migration Bureau (MB) and very very unprofessional conduct. On April 28th and 29th I inquired on the status of our application, we are getting nervous; over 3 months now since our medical was send in. On May 3rd, only after chasing them, the reply came: no need to get alarmed; the CIC had not requested additional documents (they usually don't after the medical) and there is a back log. Huh? What you also need to know is the fact the MB sends dozens of emails to me not related to our application. August last year I received an email saying: "Please confirm by return e-mail that you accept the above quote for additional work on your file. We are unable to complete any further work until we have your confirmation in writing". I refer to this one as the Blackmail letter.
This pissed me off big time as we already spend thousands of $$; do we now quit on a couple of hundred $$? Last March 2010 another one came in, how to emigrate to Canada and the possibilities we have in doing so. What the fuck, we are almost there; that one closed the door and I let them know I had enough and would file a complaint against them, and this is probably at the root of it all; please continue reading.
On Tuesday evening May 5th@9:30PM I decided to contact the embassy directly, explain them the situation as I was suspecting the MB is withholding information and ask them on our application status, this also thanks to the advice of Jutta. Wednesday morning May 6th@6:59AM the reply was there, and remember it is May 6th: "Please note that on April 8 we sent your consultant/lawyer a letter requesting all passports for visa issuance. I assume that this letter was not passed on to you." WHAT?? APRIL 8TH?? The MB inbreed fuckers are withholding information, inbreed bastards. On the one hand I was very happy, we are "granted the right to live and work in Canada" as it says officially. On the other hand I started to explode. Fortunately for me there was no MB inbreed fucker present when I read the above message. "In any case. The best way to proceed would be for you to fill out the cancellation of appointment form below and fax a signed version. We will then send you the relevant documents directly to your by regular mail or e-mail." The cancellation was faxed an hour later and I started to calm down a bit, actually still not grasping what just had happened.
How am I going to organize this? You only have 60 days to send in your passports and 30 of them were already used. After a confirmation email to the embassy, to which they replied within the hour, I received the necessary forms. I phoned up Joost to Fedex/DHL his passport to Edmonton, that took about 4 days. On May 13th Fedex picked up all our passports to be sent to the Embassy of Canada in Berlin. We are still ahead of the game and I will go to war to fight them. You cannot very easily get me really really pissed off but when it happens it usually goes with a bang. Considering this I kept my calm, surprisingly, and did not even wreck something, also peculiar. I will channel this energy otherwise this time, hopefully even more devastating psychologically. And I will enjoy every step of it. To be continued.......

Monday, June 7, 2010

Some Delayed posts are to be posted.

Due to the fact the Migrationbureau has withheld information from us, they should have relayed to us on or about April12th of 2010, the next few hours a series posts will emerge telling the story of our successful immigration into Canada, becoming Permanent Residents. This also happened thanks to Jutta who was so kind to give us a lot of advice prior to contacting the Canadian Embassy in Berlin. Actually she advised us back in March to do so, I still trusted the Migrationbureau. How wrong.

Oilsands Expertise


Edmonton Journal
Malcolm Mayes Cartoon

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Freedom Ford: Tires for life

50000 km mainly on gravel roads had ruined the right rear tire, Goodyear Wrangler, of my F150. When I bought this car Anna offered me "Tires for life" only if serviced by Freedom Ford. Pretty good deal, it saved me 1100 bucks today as I had it serviced. So now I drive BF Goodrich All Terrain Mud+Snow, load-range E, 275/65/R18 rugged tires. Truck looks way better and more importantly, it drives better; improved grip and sound. Also Clarence and I talked on a 2" front side lift and a muffler for the, by me so desired, sound improvement. He walked over to his F150 and started it up to let me hear the sound with a Dynaflow muffler of only 60 bucks, pretty noisy but I like it. So for a couple of 100 $$ I get what I want. Looks and sound. Cool.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Decision Made

At last a decision has been made on our application, unfortunately they do not indicate the result of this decision. After more than 3 years we can wait a bit longer, but it's stressful I can tell you. There is a cloud next year September and it getting a bit darker every day. Should I look for something else? Norway maybe, as that is a cold country too. It turned out I like cold countries, this despite the fact I declared someone going skiing out of his mind for "voluntarily place his butt in the snow". Obviously things change. The wait is on...... Again......